{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}