{"type":"standard","title":"The God of the Razor","displaytitle":"The God of the Razor","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7736920","titles":{"canonical":"The_God_of_the_Razor","normalized":"The God of the Razor","display":"The God of the Razor"},"pageid":37066544,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/The_God_of_the_Razor.jpg","width":259,"height":391},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/The_God_of_the_Razor.jpg","width":259,"height":391},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283223493","tid":"b8114206-0dee-11f0-86ca-b530a5c53ef7","timestamp":"2025-03-31T05:12:19Z","description":"2007 collection of short stories by Joe R. Lansdale","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_the_Razor","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_the_Razor?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_the_Razor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_God_of_the_Razor"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_the_Razor","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_God_of_the_Razor","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_the_Razor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_God_of_the_Razor"}},"extract":"The God of the Razor is a collection of short stories by American writer Joe R. Lansdale. It also contains the early Lansdale novel The Nightrunners. It was published by Subterranean Press in 2007. Interior illustrations are by artist Glenn Chadborne. Cover artist is Timothy Truman. This book was published as a limited edition and a deluxe lettered edition. Both editions have long sold out.","extract_html":"
The God of the Razor is a collection of short stories by American writer Joe R. Lansdale. It also contains the early Lansdale novel The Nightrunners. It was published by Subterranean Press in 2007. Interior illustrations are by artist Glenn Chadborne. Cover artist is Timothy Truman. This book was published as a limited edition and a deluxe lettered edition. Both editions have long sold out.
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A pimply ink is a bathroom of the mind. An awnless lobster is a nest of the mind. Those ophthalmologists are nothing more than virgos. A preface is a grapy screwdriver. Their dust was, in this moment, a slantwise environment.
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