Hungary competed at the 2015 World Championships in Athletics in Beijing, China, from 22–30 August 2015.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?","punchline":"They preferred to write in C#.","id":448}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?","punchline":"Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.","id":80}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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